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| Undead Admin |
Joined: 29 Dec 2007
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Location: On the Big Rock Candy Mountain... |
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 Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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you get a box of "pork loops".
*inserts... whatever the european equililant of a quarter is...*
Inventory:
a nigger
toothpaste (x2)
snake baby
empty bag of chips with large mouse in it
comdom used by a nigger named "Biggy-Smalls"
real snakes on a real plane
a ticket to austalia
a jackie chan poster
llama poster
urinal cake
some ice chunks
pornographic photo of Ian.
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| ShaneSmacker |
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
Posts: 68
Location: California |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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u get a real live mudkip
*inserts coin* |
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| Bard |
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 108
Location: the best place on earth |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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you get a photo of Mrs. Mattes eating her lawn.
*inserts pennies* |
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| Undead Admin |
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Location: On the Big Rock Candy Mountain... |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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you get a paper labeled, "I.O.U."
*inserts wooden quarter*
Inventory:
a nigger
toothpaste (x2)
snake baby
empty bag of chips with large mouse in it
comdom used by a nigger named "Biggy-Smalls"
real snakes on a real plane
a ticket to austalia
a jackie chan poster
llama poster
urinal cake
some ice chunks
pornographic photo of Ian.
Mudkip
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| Bard |
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Posts: 108
Location: the best place on earth |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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You get an ugly clown poster.
lol I.O.U.
*inserts leopard claws* |
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| Bard |
Joined: 31 Dec 2007
Posts: 106
Location: middle of the atlantic eat'n fish |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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a leopard leaps out at you.
*inserts cash moneys*
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| ShaneSmacker |
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Location: California |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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u get a blak mans left nut.
*inserts coin attached to string and then pull it back out* |
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| Bard |
Joined: 31 Dec 2007
Posts: 106
Location: middle of the atlantic eat'n fish |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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a jew bites your hand as you reach in for your prize because you told ian not to be cheap
INSERTS TONS OF MONEY
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| Bard |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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you get some foul smelling rag
*inserts thin slices of bread* |
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| Undead Admin |
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Location: On the Big Rock Candy Mountain... |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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You get them back in the form of toast.
*inserts money*
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| ShaneSmacker |
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| Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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u get a nigger mans right nut
*inserts money* |
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| Noobcake |
Joined: 16 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:22 am Post subject: |
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You are facing a stream, with a small cliff on the west.
Obvious exits are EAST, NORTH, SOUTH.
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